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The difference between sexes
Steve_S
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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."



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08-25-2003 10:38 AM  

Re: The difference between sexes
obxgal
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Yep and the 2 on the phone were probably talking about the 3 on the beer can.

HI Steve .. had another one all picked out for ya, but I figured the thread would be "deleted".
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08-25-2003 11:04 AM  

Re: The difference between sexes
Nancy B.
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Steve likes to live
dangerously.


   
  
 

08-25-2003 11:53 AM  

Re: The difference between sexes
DavidsMoods
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Steve, I wonder how many substitutions one could make with that joke?  I'm  to scared to offer any.  (heh)

08-25-2003 12:29 PM  

Re: The difference between sexes
Predator
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I don`t know David, I believe we may finally have the ladies out-numbered ..lol
Better watch out though, Steve will bail on ya :)

08-25-2003 03:48 PM  

Re: The difference between sexes
mogultate
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Pfft! 

08-25-2003 04:18 PM  

Re: The difference between sexes
Steve_S
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Predator wrote:




Better watch out though, Steve will bail on ya :)  I use discretion and I'm accused of bailing. That must have been a couple years ago Jeff. Your memory s just about as good as Nancy's. I can't get away with nothin' here. I'm always in trouble. I get no respect. I'm in this one to the end but I don't think the girls have the heart for it.




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08-25-2003 05:20 PM  

Re: The difference between sexes
T-rex
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A guy comes home from work, walks into the kitchen and sits himself down. Tells his wife who`s standing there to get him a beer "...before it starts."
He chugs down the beer and says to her,..."quick,...get me another beer before it starts!" She gets him the second beer, and slams it down in front of him with an angry look on her face. He dosen`t notice, but finishes off that beer really fast, and tell her to ..." get him another,....before it starts!"
This is too much for her, and she blows up in his face, screwaming at the top of her lungs how inconsiderate he is, how she has slaved all day cleaning the house from top to bottom, slaving over a hot stove just to serve him a good meal, and all he can do is just waltz right in like a zombie, not paying her any compliment at all, and as usual, just taking her for granted.....
He just lets out a sigh and says....." Argggggh,....it`s started!"

08-25-2003 07:31 PM  

Re: The difference between sexes
Steve_S
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Good one T.  

 

 

 

 

Where are the ladies????

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08-25-2003 08:34 PM  

coup de grace
Steve_S
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How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a women who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Edited before Nancy sees the rest.

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08-25-2003 08:45 PM  
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