Male Vs. Female Shoppers

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Male vs Female Shoppers
Steve_S
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Yes, I do live dangerously

In God we trust



"God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things.
Right now, I am so far behind I will live forever."

04-09-2004 08:32 AM  

Re: Male vs Female Shoppers
Eddj
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Ain't it the truth. (good luck)

04-09-2004 09:01 AM  

Re: Male vs Female Shoppers
mogultate
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Ah..Ed..you were so close to getting away.  BUT NONONONONON...you had to put your oar in..so *smack* to both of you! 

*tsk-tsk*

04-09-2004 09:36 AM  

Re: Male vs Female Shoppers
Eddj
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gulp

04-09-2004 09:42 AM  

Take this
Steve_S
Forum Regular



Eddj,

You coward, one comment from the female persuasion and you run and hide.

How about this:

MEN'S ADVICE FOR WOMEN

Never buy a 'new' brand of beer because 'it was on sale.'
Whenever possible, please try to say whatever you have to say during commercials.
Please don't drive when you're not driving.
Don't feel compelled to tell us how all the people in your little stories are related to one another: We're just nodding, waiting for the punchline.
When the waiter asks if everything's okay, a simple 'Yes' will do.
When I'm turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the off-ramp, saying "This is our exit" is not strictly necessary.
The temperature in the cave will be my responsibility. It will be slightly to moderately cooler than you want it.
Is it too much to ask to have the bra match the underwear?
If we see you in the morning and at night, why call us at work?
You probably don't want to know what we're thinking about.
Silence does not need to be filled.
It's in neither your interest nor ours to take the Cosmo quiz together.
No, you can't have the remote control.

In God we trust



"God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things.
Right now, I am so far behind I will live forever."

04-09-2004 10:12 AM  

Re: Take this
Eddj
Forum Regular



Steve,

I'm not hiding I'm just following the old adage " Discretion is the better part of Valor".

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Ed

04-09-2004 11:56 AM  

Re: Take this
obxgal
Forum Regular



Well Steve .. what can I say .. at least I got the Pants!!  And you can have the bills to pay.

Now as far as  MEN'S ADVICE FOR WOMEN.  You can give me all the advice you want .. but it will be my decision as to what I follow. Snicker*snicker.

04-09-2004 12:01 PM  

Re: Take this
mogultate
Forum Regular



ZINGER!!!   Point....Merry!

04-09-2004 12:08 PM  

You gotta do better than that
Steve_S
Forum Regular



Why men can't win. But I keep trying

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your behind and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's female harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

 

In God we trust



"God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things.
Right now, I am so far behind I will live forever."

04-09-2004 01:26 PM  

Re: You gotta do better than that
mogultate
Forum Regular



You need some cheese with that whine??

 

Point....Pat

04-09-2004 03:30 PM  
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